Wed
16

Who doesn’t love a little noxious chemical inhalation?

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Sister: “Mom said if you’re going to bed, sleep upstairs.”
Me: “Why?”
Sister: “Apparently the furnace is leaking carbon monoxide, and it settles in the basement?”
Me: “Delicious.”
sister: “Yeah, they’re getting it fixed tomorrow. They say your animals are the first to be affected, so if Jack keels over, you’ll know to evacuate.”
Me: “I hate my life.”
Sister: “The guy said the levels weren’t TOO bad, but just to be sure.”

Welcome to the Cameron household. At least now I know why I’ve felt like shit for the past week.

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