oh get right out.
I’d like to point a few things out for “certain people” who use “too many fucking quotes” and are “extremely pretentious” with their misguided ideas about why people are making fun of them in the first place.
The following entry is vague, because the entry that sparked it is just as vague. Bear with me, folks.
Sit the fuck down for five seconds, and realize that nobody is out on some big ridiculous mission to ruin your e-life and make up stories about you. When I write snide remarks about the stupid shit people do on the internet, and the pompous features people implement on their blogs, it’s because it’s my opinion. Not only that, but it’s the opinion of all of the people who leave comments on those particular entries, agreeing with what I’ve written.
I don’t write things to start ~e-drama~ because frankly, I could give a fuck. I write using a little technique I like to call observational humor. If I see something ridiculous, I write a funny bit about it. I observe, and I state my opinions. So sit the fuck down, because nobody cares enough about you to try and go out of their way to make you miserable. I don’t play into fifth grade bullshit.
People are so ridiculous. God forbid anyone have a negative opinion about them, because O NOEZ,!!1 IT WILL RUIN MY E-REPUTATION!!1 Who. Gives. A Fat. Fuck. If someone were to come to my blog, leave me negative comments containing opinions different than my own, then I’d take it in stride. If the comment was written challengingly and intelligently and I thought it warranted a response, I would do so like an adult. If it was something immature, or if someone made their own observational humor at my expense, I wouldn’t get all butthurt over it, and I sure as fuck wouldn’t post an entry with a stupid rebuttal. “JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!1” Get the fuck out man.
This is the internet. Who cares if one, two, or even a hundred people don’t like what you or what you have to say? I think I have an upper hand in situations like these, because due to my homo nature, I’ve dealt with a lot of people who don’t agree with my lifestyle, and trust me, they make remarks about it. But, being the intelligent adult that I am, I take it in stride and I forget about it because I know what I do makes ME happy, and that even if the entire world sans one or two people hated me, I’d be happy. Because I’m not 10 years old, and because I’ve come to realize just how little the opinions of others matter.
In short, cut the shit, and sit the fuck down. That is all.