Thu
28Things that Piss Me Off Today
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Rant |
- Pompous, self-absorbed individuals who believe themselves to live in a vacuum that affects nobody else.
- Drivers that maintain a steady 25mph in a zone clearly marked as 50. I hope your car explodes.
- The 3 spiders I’ve smushed in the past two days. Apparently my room is a dark, cavernous wonder for arachnids. Excuse me while I bathe in sulfuric acid.
- The constant need to update 17 other projects before actually blogging or editing articles.
- The StumbleUpon add-on for Firefox that I’ve just installed. This will be a curse.
- The nagging portion of my brain that convinces me that no matter how quippy or witty an entry may be, it still isn’t “good enough” or “finished.”
- The subsequent bulleted list that results from me giving up on previous attempts at quippy, witty entries before resigning them to the recycle bin.
- Every radio station in existence.
- The neighbors up the street who have a driveway that will easily accommodate 6 vehicles, yet 4 vehicles are still always parked on the street.
- When said neighbor power-washes his driveway weekly. IT DOESN’T GET USED TO GET DIRTY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. You are in. my. way.
- Anger resulting from too much exposure the the general population.
- The Nancy Grace Show. Shut the fuck up.
- Cantaloupe.
Now, if you’ll all excuse me, I need to move to the moon.