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3am Thoughts

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Twenty year olds should not have lower back issues/bad genes.
I love Kashi brand foods.
We gave Jack a bath today and he now smells like strawberries.
Watch this and tell me it doesn’t make your cervix quiver.
Gay porn is the least erotic thing, ever.
I want to live in Madrid.
I wish I had a delicious pomegranate to enjoy.
Everything about winter is suffocating to me. I like to have my windows open and walk around barefoot, making January in Ohio a bitch.
This portfolio project is making me crazy. I hate PHP.
I’m totally broke. Someone hire me.
I’m on the market for a new body. If anyone has one they’d like to donate, preferably a hot, healthy one, let me know.

That is all.

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